Hickory Dick
Hickory Dick is what a guy's cock smells and tastes like when you suck him off after he's been out camping for the weekend and he's been thoroughly smoked by his campfire.
Hickory Dick by eda-skip May 4, 2022
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does a hobby horse have a hickory dick?
does a hobby horse have a hickory dick? by HighDefSmitty December 16, 2007
Hickory Dickory Clock
The term "Hickory Dickory Clock" refers to a clock made from hickory (or other types of wood) that has penis shaped hands, or other phallic themed decorations. The "Hickory" suggests the clock must be wooden for this title to apply, while the "Dickory" points to the genitalia decorations. The original hickory dickory clock's whereabouts are unknown, however the second ever crafted resides in paris.
Jamie: "Wow, I love your hickory dickory clock! The shape of the hands really turn me on..."
Niko: "Thank you! And yeah, looking at it turns me on too..."
Jamie: "You should show me your hickory dickory cock big boy."
Niko: "OK."
Niko: "Thank you! And yeah, looking at it turns me on too..."
Jamie: "You should show me your hickory dickory cock big boy."
Niko: "OK."
Hickory Dickory Clock by Varnpike October 25, 2016
Hickory Dickory Dock
Hickory Dickory Dock
Your mom sucked my Cock
The clock struck one
And all was done
Hickory Dickory Dock
Your mom sucked my Cock
The clock struck one
And all was done
Hickory Dickory Dock
Hickory Dickory Dock by PsYcHoImoN July 9, 2011
hickory DICKORY
A nick name for a guy who has a small dick,And is probably alone .He lives video games and most likely has dreads.
hickory DICKORY by IssaaaVibee December 10, 2018
Hickory Dickory Dock
violet : girl he dont need thanksgiving dinner if he got me ;))
mak : bitch he gon starve
violet : no dumb bitch he not gon starve he got me you fucking hickory dickory dock
mak : bitch he gon starve
violet : no dumb bitch he not gon starve he got me you fucking hickory dickory dock
Hickory Dickory Dock by Idontneedaplan November 28, 2018
New York Hickery Dickery Dong
A sexual act between a man and woman that can only be done on New Year’s Eve on top of the Empire State Building, otherwise it’s completely ILLEGAL. The man inserts his cock into the woman’s pussy, preferably a tight one, he than dangles her over the edge (titanic style). He continues to pump his cock into her, pulling out last second, ejaculating over the edge, falling down to an unsuspecting person. After that, they must sing the National Anthem backwards, or they will be killed by two bald eagles that happen to reside in the building.
James: yo, guess what? My girl said I could try the New York Hickery Dickery Dong on her tonight, since it’s New Year’s Eve and all.
Patrick: Sweet, I wish I had a woman like yours.
Patrick: Sweet, I wish I had a woman like yours.
New York Hickery Dickery Dong by That one guy you like June 16, 2018
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