Hey Siri

Your portable virtual assistant that the FBI is probably using to spy on you with

User - “Hey Siri, call mom”

Siri - “That wasn’t in my job description, I ain’t doing that for you.”

User - “That’s it, I’m going back to Samsung.”

Hey Siri by Hey Alexa January 31, 2019

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Hey Siri

the stupid thing my brother uses even when he has the phone in his hand

Bro: "Hey Siri, what's the weathe-"
Me: "Shut the fuck up, you have the damn phone in your hand, hold the button and call it a day. its genuinely annoying."

Hey Siri by anonymous October 11, 2021

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Hey Siri • hey siri call 911 • hey • Hey man • hey hey hey • hey lol • Hey Ya • Hey Guys • Hey Hey • hey mamas

hey siri call 911

Something you use to call 911 with

Person 1: Hey Siri call 911

Person 2: Can I order a pizza

hey siri call 911 by Mr. Myanmar October 18, 2023

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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