heterosexual life partner

Two persons of the same gender who are best friends and commit to spend their lives together, yet never engage in any type of homosexual relations with one another.

Some famous examples of heterosexual life partners: Jay and Silent Bob, Beavis and Butthead, Adam Carolla and Jimmy Kimmel, Cheech and Chong, Beto and Raul, Pace and Baier.

heterosexual life partner by Pace June 3, 2004

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heterosexual life partner

The heterosexual best friend of a person who identifies as homosexual (Gay or Lesbian).

"Is that your boyfriend?"
"No, he's my heterosexual life partner."

or:

"Is that your girlfriend?"
"No, she's my heterosexual life partner."

heterosexual life partner by monica borbele October 9, 2012

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Hetrosexual Life-Partner

A hetrosexual bro that means more to you than any bitch ever could.

Yo bitch im dumping you, now if you will excuse me im going on a man date with my Hetrosexual Life-Partner.

Hetrosexual Life-Partner by Candidfraud August 20, 2012

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

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