Hestatize

When a person administers a distraction in the course of conversation that enables them to inadvertently take ones lighter (or pen) for momentary use but doesn't return it.

I must have been hestatized as I don't usually lose my pen, but it is missing.

Hestatize by Hing July 18, 2023

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Hastadized

Getting skeeted on by a man at a dance club whose penis is lodged in the top of his pants. The skeeting occurs when the man repeatedly grinds with a young girl at an 18+ dance club until he is stimulated enough and releases his seed on the woman's body and/or the dance floor.

Jake: "Damn, I just hastadized that chick. Looks like my night is over early."

Slutty Underaged Girl: "That is the fourth time I've been hastadized at this club. Time to throw these clothes away and find the new jump off."

Hastadized by Krayzee Eyes Killah October 18, 2008