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Hastadized 

Getting skeeted on by a man at a dance club whose penis is lodged in the top of his pants. The skeeting occurs when the man repeatedly grinds with a young girl at an 18+ dance club until he is stimulated enough and releases his seed on the woman's body and/or the dance floor.
Jake: "Damn, I just hastadized that chick. Looks like my night is over early."

Slutty Underaged Girl: "That is the fourth time I've been hastadized at this club. Time to throw these clothes away and find the new jump off."
Hastadized by Krayzee Eyes Killah October 18, 2008
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Hestatic 

When a Jersey Shore member is super happy. Like, really happy.
Deena: Wow, seriously? OMG, I am so hestatic right now!
Hestatic by YujoAn March 21, 2011

Hestatic 

Hestatic is, ya know, when you're like super happy and like... really happy
I like, was so hestatic that I almost cried!
Hestatic by EddyEshkibabble March 20, 2011

HELMATIZED 

THE ACT OF BEING DETOURED FROM THE TASK AT HAND DUE TO THINGS SUCH AS CELL PHONE USE, CHATTING NOGGIN'S OFF, AND, DISCUSSING ALL TERRAIN VEHICLES.
"MICHAEL STANLEY HAS BEEN HELMATIZED MOST OF THE DAY, TODAY."

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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