Hestatize 

When a person administers a distraction in the course of conversation that enables them to inadvertently take ones lighter (or pen) for momentary use but doesn't return it.

I must have been hestatized as I don't usually lose my pen, but it is missing.

Hestatize by Hing July 18, 2023

Hastadized 

Getting skeeted on by a man at a dance club whose penis is lodged in the top of his pants. The skeeting occurs when the man repeatedly grinds with a young girl at an 18+ dance club until he is stimulated enough and releases his seed on the woman's body and/or the dance floor.

Jake: "Damn, I just hastadized that chick. Looks like my night is over early."

Slutty Underaged Girl: "That is the fourth time I've been hastadized at this club. Time to throw these clothes away and find the new jump off."

Hastadized by Krayzee Eyes Killah October 18, 2008

Hestatic 

When a Jersey Shore member is super happy. Like, really happy.

Deena: Wow, seriously? OMG, I am so hestatic right now!

Hestatic by YujoAn March 21, 2011

Hestatic 

Hestatic is, ya know, when you're like super happy and like... really happy

I like, was so hestatic that I almost cried!

Hestatic by EddyEshkibabble March 20, 2011

HELMATIZED 

THE ACT OF BEING DETOURED FROM THE TASK AT HAND DUE TO THINGS SUCH AS CELL PHONE USE, CHATTING NOGGIN'S OFF, AND, DISCUSSING ALL TERRAIN VEHICLES.

"MICHAEL STANLEY HAS BEEN HELMATIZED MOST OF THE DAY, TODAY."

HELMATIZED by DUDEFACEKILLAINMANILLA October 18, 2011