An employee which is extremely happy in a subordinate role, and actively avoids thought, responsibility, and doing more than the bare minimum. Typically described as "lazy" or "passive."
by The photon wrangler February 26, 2023
Hench is the word used to describe a situation that is funny/epic, or a situation that was unfortunate.
dude when you threw that water balloon at that sign that was so hench
or
i cant believe that you dumped your ex, that was hench
or
i cant believe that you lost all of your shit, thats hench
or
i cant believe that you dumped your ex, that was hench
or
i cant believe that you lost all of your shit, thats hench
by FFTV July 20, 2019
by Doug Burger October 1, 2021
by Henchㅤ December 15, 2020
Financial institution pretending to engage in high risk / high reward quantitative investment strategies but in fact trading on insider information to get ahead of the market.
"How did Joe afford that Lamborghini?"
"Oh, he works for a hench fund now. He's going to bed with the assistants of three different CFOs and using the information he gets that way to help his fund make out like bandits."
"Oh, he works for a hench fund now. He's going to bed with the assistants of three different CFOs and using the information he gets that way to help his fund make out like bandits."
by nygeek August 30, 2012