hemi

A semi erect penis which occurs as a result of sexual arousal from looking at another man.

The locker room shower was a tough place for him to hide his hemi.

by Howard Wakefield October 4, 2007

hemi

A guy in the closet's erection from looking at another guy.

All the men hid their hemis when I strode into the room.

by Brian Teemes January 15, 2008

hemi

A semi erect penis which occurs as a result of sexual arousal from looking at another man.

“The locker room shower was a tough place for him to hide his hemi.”

by Howard Wakefield September 29, 2007

Hemie

Basically a homie that’s annoying you in the moment, so out of exasperation you replace the O with an E.

Jamal: Dude, how is player x better than player y at all?
Michael: He has better stats in every category, hemie.

by JabariNipple June 14, 2018

hemi

popular maori name which translates to james also used as a diss for dumb asses

oh hemi!

do you want some chips with that hemi?

by kerbe July 27, 2004

HEMI

Legendary Chrysler V8, characterized by hemispherical combustion chambers. Chrysler Hemi's date back to 1951; however, most are more familar with the 426 Hemi that originated in 1964. The current 'Hemi' used in Chrysler's is not a true Hemi. Thanks alot, Germany.

A special race-prepped 426 Hemi powered the '68 MoPar/Hurst Super Stock Darts and Barracudas. Rated at 425bhp (although more likely over 650), this complete with acid dipped doors, fiberglass hood & fenders, and numerous other weight-reduction techniques got these cars from 0 to 60 in about 3.5 seconds, and boosted them to top speeds of just over 140mph. Needless to say, to this day they dominate the NHRA Super Stock classes.

by Myajd jdg July 1, 2005

hemi

Short for hemmeroid.

"Paul, it hurts so bad to sit down, I think my hemi's acting up!"

by Melissa January 20, 2004