noun ; a person of homosexual descent, often found in gay Jewish drinking bars, they celebrate the little things (wink wink..................... his penis)

verb ; getting dug out from the back with a Yamaha while getting degraded by a drill sergeant
Noun; What the fuck is a Helmut.
Verb; Just finished basic training. Now time to get Maxwell "Maxipad" Helmut Eichnered.
by zyzz_legacy February 2, 2022
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the helmut shaped protrusion below a man’s waist appearing in the sheet he is wearing while attending a toga party
Alice was definitely pleased at the sight of Tyree’s trojan war helmut, she knew if she played her cards right she would be extremely lucky later that night.
by reginaandray February 28, 2007
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