Sloppy Hein

The act of climaxing with your pants on and having your member stuck to your leg by the dried splooge.

Jordan: Man that girl was so hot that I came in my pants and now I have a sloppy Hein.

by J Froms April 3, 2012

Hein Queen

Queen of all things heinous (fugly)

Chelsea: Tamra is a fucking hein queen.

Tamra: I am Tamra....and I'm not a hein queen.

Chelsea: Yes you are, you're one fugly bitch.

by King Cool Kat Cosworth March 27, 2009

piet hein

a famous dutch pirat

Jake:"did you know he used to nail his victems down on burning ships?"
Anne:"Who?"
Jake:"Piet Hein

by "max krakers" September 17, 2006

Hein Hustle

The process of being forced into a hustle by the over-politeness of strangers.

Scenario 1: You are about 100 Metres away from a door but someone decides to hold the door open for you.

Scenario 2: You are crossing the street illegal but cars decided to stop for you anyways instead forcing you to hein hustle.

by kekmon1 April 8, 2018

heine hymen

The final symbolic vestige of integrity and dignity that people have before they allow their "backyard" to become a playground for others' body parts, various tools, and terrified rodents. It's the anal maidenhead.

Muriel: Gee Whiz, Cindy! Sit down! You're acting like you have ants in your pants!
Cindy: Oh, Muriel! I let Salvatore do things to me last night and I can't sit down. It's horrible!
Muriel: So he finally took your heine hymen! He'll never respect you again and probably told all the fellas by now. At least that's what he did to me...

by von groovy June 7, 2017

Anika Hein

A hot German decent woman, who’s name is pronounced Aaa-nick-a. Who is a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets. Also has a dog named Harry.

-Damn have you seen that girl Anika Hein?
-Oh that German born packers fan?

-Oh ya she done!

by LatinInvader August 3, 2021

Jan Heine

When setting up tubeless bicycle tire, you get a bit too excited and end up with sealant all over yourself. Preferably in the face, but any body part will do.

I was setting up my new GP 5000 tires last night, pulled a Jan Heine, and spent the next hour cleaning sticky white goo off my face.

by tubelessmess February 19, 2019