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Hegarty Maths

A website for learning that gives you brain cancer. Most maths teachers worship Collin Hegarty for creating a torture device. p̨l ea̵se, ̕m͟r ͠sm it҉h. h́e̢lp͢ m̢e ̕és̶c ape f҉rom͠ t͢h͘e dar̀knes͝s̵
Teacher 1: Hey, did you hear about Hegarty Maths?
Teacher 2: Yeah! It's amazing and the children love it
Hegarty Maths by spoon spoon February 2, 2021

Hegarty Maths

Good old Colin saving our lives because all maths teachers are trash.
Hegarty Maths aka the man with a plan to save our future
Hegarty Maths by davey-buzz February 8, 2021

Hegarty Maths

A educational website run by a multimillionaire bell-end known as colin hegarty. He is the cause of suicidal lessons and straining all of your blood, toil, tears and sweat into a fucking equation
Hegarty Maths gave me diphtheria last night

Hegarty Maths

Hegarty Maths. The website that maths teachers think is perfectly safe to set maths homework on but actually melts your brain and robs you of all your will to live. Especially when you get set set ALGEBRA and you have to watch the videos....

See also:
Hegarty depression
Mr Hegarty
Collin Hegarty
Guy 1- "Hey dude, you ok?"
Guy 2- "Nah, I got set homework on Hegarty Maths"

Guy 1- "Have you lost your will to live? Has your brain melted."
Guy 2- "I feel like it."
Guy 1- "Great! We can be brainless together!"

Hegarty Maths

a stupid tory party worthy piece of crap. only one's stupid maths teacher and his stupid comrades enjoy this satanic website with the intention of harming or causing suffering to poor innocent students who only want to do drugs, be chavs and not forget there scissors every other day
i really do hate mr hegarty and his stupid hegarty maths
Hegarty Maths by Hegarty Hater November 22, 2022

HegartyMaths 

A maths website run by a big nonce called Collin Hegarty. Gives many children Hegarty depression. Collin was also probs a sweat at school. It it is also believed that most maths teachers have shrines dedicated to him in their cupboards.
HegartyMaths gave me freaking cancer last night.
HegartyMaths by sccreeper March 10, 2019
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