Heaven says 

A song where some dude is getting tormented and they are fucking stupid and get everything wrong when they were told to spell "answer" and other easy words to spell

Have you heard about heaven says?
Yeah, NOW SPELL ANSWER

Heaven says by Fucking alut August 1, 2023

Heaven says 

A song about a man getting tortured and forced to spell easy words like 'answer.'

HEAVEN SAYS, YOU ARE IN DANGER
WHY ARE YOU TORMETING ME LIKE THIS? I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU ENDED UP HERE, I JUST-
NOW SPELL 'ANSWER'
F-R-E-E-D-O-M
WRONG, TRY AGAIN
NOW SPELL 'MANKIND'

D-I-S-E-A-S-E
WRONG, TRY AGAIN
NOW SPELL 'ANSWER'
V-I-O-L-E-N-C-E
WRONG, TRY AGAIN
NOW SPELL 'SIN'

F-R-I-E-N-D-S
WRONG, THE CORRECT ANSWER IS 'Y-O-U'

Heaven says by Yipsees!! September 24, 2023

Who says heaven is white? 

A phrase mostly used by religious southern Americans meaning an unexpected, yet pleasant surprise. Basically "a surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one" in yeehaw slang.

"I hope it was okay for me to bring Billy with me for dinner, I forgot to ask" "Of course! who says heaven is white?"

I thought I was gonna fail this exam, but turns out I passed! My god, who says heaven is white!"

Who says heaven is white? by GentleLad March 5, 2019