hearthing

the process that is similar to human birth but with plants
trust me im a scientist

you know hes hearthing leave him alone

by therealscientist69 July 7, 2017

Amber Hearding

To lie and be deceptive to the world. To play the victim while being an abuser.

My wife beat me up and then told the cops that I hit her. This woman is Amber Hearding me.

by Sam Sinner May 16, 2022

Amber Hearding

While abusing and gas lighting your significant other you do an elite maneuver and poop in their bed and blame it on the dog.

God damn it did you do an Amber Hearding again

by Sandwichfactory May 13, 2022

Amber Hearding

The act of defecating on someone's pillow.

I was Amber Hearding on my boyfriends pillow because I was upset.

by JusticeforJD April 24, 2022

Amber Hearding

To defecate while on something besides a toilet. Phrase was created by Jeff Dougal, when he saw a picture of a Portland Oregon protestor defecating on an upside down police car during a riot. This is because during the Johnny Depp defamation trial, it was disclosed that Amber Heard had left a stool on Johnny's bed.

This is a picture of a woman Amber Hearding a police car.

by Godfrey Daniels June 2, 2022

Amber Hearding

When you walk into the room, hop up on the bed, dance sensually to get him in the mood. Then.. spontaneously lock eyes with your parter wild-eyed and ferral.. angrily drop Into a squat, grunting like Quest for fire while punching the gnarliest grumpy possible right on the middle of the bed.

I heard she's into Amber Hearding.. better buy rubber sheets..

by Amber Turds wild ride May 30, 2022

Amber hearding

poo on bed

She pulled an amber heard

Amber hearding: poo on bed

by caliburrito May 8, 2022