Heart's Law

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'Heart's Law' is a cringeworthy attempt by Hex founder, Richard Heart, to have a "law" named after himself.

Richard observed that if something is priced in another asset, then its price rises or falls in tandem with that asset. This is very noticeable in certain AMM liquidity pairings - and was observed long before Richard attempted to take credit for it.

Markets are more complex, however, so the "law" doesn't always ring true.

He didn't notice it first, and it's not really a law.

"Heart's Law incorrectly suggests that pairing a volatile asset with a stable asset will protect it from downside volatility"

"I thought Heart's Law was real, and now I'm down 98%"

Heart's Law by Jonathan Chaos July 5, 2023

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Heart's Law

Coined by Hex and PulseChain cryptocurrency creator Richard Heart, 'Heart's Law' states that cryptocurrencies and like assets bound by liquidity pairing will subsequently rise and fall alongside one another as a result of that liquidity pairing.

Hey bro, when Tether collapses, BTC will dump hard alongside it according to Heart's Law.
Yeah bro, that Richard Heart sure is a smart guy.

Heart's Law by AmericanBags September 7, 2021

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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