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Headset Hair 

Commonly acquired after wearing a headset (i.e. XBOX Live Headset) for as little as 10minutes.

Resembles hat hair: But runs from one ear, across the top of the head, and down to the opposite ear.
Very recognizable to any gamer.
Very embarrassing to have.
1.) -"Hey man, sorry i'm late. I ran into some trouble on the way over here."

-"Dude, i know you were playing XBOX, i can see your Headset Hair."

2.) -"Dude, take off the hat. We're going in the pool."

-"No way man. I have Headset Hair. I'm so embarrassed."

Headset Hair 

The indent you hair has when you wear a headset or headphones for too long.
Dude, how long have you been wearing those headphones?
About 2 hours, I'm gonna have some serious Headset Hair.
Headset Hair by DeathByRPG February 17, 2015
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
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pajama casual 

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We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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