Short lived World Wrestling Federation Tag Team consisting of Al Snow (who carried the Head) and Steve Blackman (Who refused to carry the cheese)
Al: I carry the head, and you'll carry this (holds up a cheese wheel) see? Head. Cheese. Head. Cheese.
Blackman: I am *NOT* going to the ring and having people call me head cheese. Our tag team is simple, you're al snow, I'm Steve Blackman.
Blackman: I am *NOT* going to the ring and having people call me head cheese. Our tag team is simple, you're al snow, I'm Steve Blackman.
by Newbits September 11, 2011
Gunk or paste that grows between a guys balls and lower anus, when he does not have a bath for a week or more. Or the remnants of poop and sweat buildup.
1. Man you smell so bad, you'd gotta have head cheese growing down there!
2.Theres no cheese like head cheese!..... eww :-P
2.Theres no cheese like head cheese!..... eww :-P
by Andrew...aka...[CnW]Kill$hot September 16, 2007
Smegma. The foul smelling and tasting substance found under the foreskin of a man's penis. Is usually composed of dead skin and other body secretions.
by DJP August 23, 2003
Processed meat which has a large percentage of offal, cartilage and other 'waste' parts of butchered animals in it.
by Pierre D June 16, 2006
The residual ejaculate gathered under the foreskin of the penis before the guy has a chance to shower or clean it away or residual ejaculate left behind by a man whose hygeine habits aren't good, maybe hours or days old.
by MadManManic December 28, 2006
head-cheese is duck-butter -- a waxy combination of cum, piss, sweat, and dead dick-head cells that can accumulate under an uncircumcised guy's foreskin on his corona.
by USAF Cadet July 01, 2021
The build up of grease and dirt from a person's scalp creating a cheese like odor from not showering.
by I snort cocaine August 04, 2010