by special agent oso October 10, 2018
extremely kinky guy. loves it rough. tries to make you his bitch. likes red eyes to match his red balls. wants to go skinny dipping in a public pool & see how long it would take to get caught. doesn't know what a firefly or artic blizzard is. likes to bound & gag people & use furry lime green handcuffs.
the only problem is that girls always seem to make him their bitch before he can make them his. Especially girls named Kristen & Stephanie
the only problem is that girls always seem to make him their bitch before he can make them his. Especially girls named Kristen & Stephanie
So he started asking for pics & wanted to bound & gag you?? His name is Hayden right???
Kristen: So i was texting Hayden the other day
Stephanie: you mean sexting? i bet he asked for pics again didn't he? he needs to earn those.
Kristen: So i was texting Hayden the other day
Stephanie: you mean sexting? i bet he asked for pics again didn't he? he needs to earn those.
by crazyychickks January 1, 2011
A guy no one likes, always nerdy and annoying. Too geeky to be alive, never sporty. Loves self deprication. No common sense
by Best Biatch March 19, 2017
A sexy man from the dirty south. Often feared by other men because of his sexyness. Very funny, with the personality of a yam. Idolizes black women and Anne Frank. Hayden's often have barbie-like mothers, and hang out with megs. Hayden's have great style, and give good blow jobs. Hayden's are genies in bed. Hayden's are also fluent in Niggerative language.
Girl- "Omg, there's Hayden!"
Anne Frank- "Don't talk to him, he makes fun of me"
Hayden- "Hi! Anne get out of here, you Jewbag.
Guy- "I'm out, this Hayden character is too sexy."
Anne Frank- "Don't talk to him, he makes fun of me"
Hayden- "Hi! Anne get out of here, you Jewbag.
Guy- "I'm out, this Hayden character is too sexy."
by Babyswagga3000 December 29, 2010
The position when a homosexual man excretes a soft serve like feces into another homosexual man's anus while moving his hips like a belly dancer using a hula hoop.
by Kenyons September 29, 2016
A stupid dumb ass who has no clue what hes doing part from trying to act cool when he's not and crack jokes that are dead.
"Hayden you dumbass"
by Russian hackerr i love vodka January 10, 2019
by Ricardo retardo February 21, 2019