Person 1: Back in our hayday we didn't get this much homework.
Person 2: You fool, what hayday? We always got this much
work!
Person 1: Oh yeah. What's wrong with me?
Person 2: My thoughts exactly.
Person
3: Did someone say hayday? I was quite the baller in mine.
Person 1: Go away
dude.
Person 2: Yeah nobody asked you!