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Chief cause of suicide by unleashing rabid squirrels onto your own body
NVD is a threat to suicide clinics everywhere, and it smells really bad
by tetraelemental March 01, 2005
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Derogatory term for a rapist out loose in a radioactively active area
How dare you call him an NVD, you sick ugly freak!
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The natural predator of the dodo was NVD which crushed them all to death using a flag pole and a pair of pink fluffy earmuffs
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abbreviation for No Vale Dick. A tex-mex slang term meaning Not worth Dick.
1girl: Have you seen spencer?
2girl: Nah, last time I saw him, he was doing the beer bong.
1girl: What?? Why didnt u stop him? You know once he hits the beer he can't hang for shit. NVD when it comes to that.
by msbairds May 04, 2010
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No Vaginal Down-time
-Bro, it was an awesome weekend i had NVD!

-I thought you spent the weekend helping my mom paint her guestroom?...

-Yeah man! No worries.
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Chief causes of global warming, acid rain, infanticides, death of balloon animals, and SBDs
by tetraelemental March 01, 2005
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