by Carolina 'Gina October 9, 2009
a sex game...it's very fun, i saw i on tv, lots of chocolate, an ppl likin it off ov eech other, i luvvedit so much that i decided to tape it, i wanked off to it and cummed, then, wen i was going up to bed, i cummed myself a bit more and cum slipped down the inside of my trouser leg, i didnt mind, because i jus drippd it into my hot chocolate and poured it all over my balls...which my cat then licked nice and clean for me..thanks sylvester...now we watch the tape most nites and hav lots of fun, i ent out and bouht a hamster, i caled him paul, ansd now i felch with him daily, whilst watchin my havana toastie tape and getting my chocolate and cum encrusted balls likked by sylvester. :)
me: lets watch that tape ou like sylvester...
...
me: NOW LIK EM!
sylvester: *likketty lik*
me: oh yeh baby...thats the ticket...oh yeh...
paul: *burrow burrow up arse*
me: ooh do ur thing paul, lik me out!
paul: *likketty lik*
me: YES! DO IT NOW!
sylvester: *bites down hard on my bellend*
me: YERRRR! DO IT BABY!
pual: *pisses up my arse*
me: *cums self hard into sylvesters ears*
that was wot happend last nite.
...
me: NOW LIK EM!
sylvester: *likketty lik*
me: oh yeh baby...thats the ticket...oh yeh...
paul: *burrow burrow up arse*
me: ooh do ur thing paul, lik me out!
paul: *likketty lik*
me: YES! DO IT NOW!
sylvester: *bites down hard on my bellend*
me: YERRRR! DO IT BABY!
pual: *pisses up my arse*
me: *cums self hard into sylvesters ears*
that was wot happend last nite.
by Philly my willy February 23, 2005
a sex act where after you cum in the chicks mouth, you shave your pubes into her mouth and force her to swallow. she will choke it back up like a hair ball.
its from havana because cubans are hairier and make for better hairballs
its from havana because cubans are hairier and make for better hairballs
by whatsupdude13 February 16, 2009
when you have held in shit so long when you finally release it, it ejects out of your ass so fast it turns into a shit omlette.
Brock had not shat in many days so when he finally did a havana omlette ripped out of his asshole and exploded into the seat.
by speedoboy & elm street July 12, 2008
Havanas rooftop was once a haven where the beautiful, interesting and diverse people of Norwich flocked; where they could get lost in the wide ranging genre's of music that soaked into their souls (sometimes along with a bit of rain.) It was a place where people could release some trusty endorphins and have a laugh with old friends, new friends and if drunk enough, themselves. However recently it has been banned from playing the sweet sweet music by the council: so the beautiful, interesting and diverse people of Norwich now have to walk the streets, wailing in misery at their loss, and causing more racket than they would be if they were onboard the infamous Havana rooftop.
Guy: Shall we go to Havanas rooftop? It was so much fun last time we went!
Girl: Haven't you heard? IT'S SHUT.
Guy: The culture of Norwich has suffered a great loss.
Girl: Haven't you heard? IT'S SHUT.
Guy: The culture of Norwich has suffered a great loss.
by Mr.H. November 24, 2010
The best fucking smoke shop in the United States. Old Havana Smoke Shop is conveniently located off of Carothers Parkway in Cool Springs. Old Havana is known for having very expensive hookahs and a very low Drachma to USD exchange rate.
You can get a better rate in East Nashville, where drachmas are more prevalent.
You can get a better rate in East Nashville, where drachmas are more prevalent.
1) Let's go to Old Havana, you know that place on Carothers? I hear their hookahs are high.
2) I had to give my left nut to pay for the hookah at Old Havana last night.
3) I wish I would have converted my drachmas in East Nashville, Old Havana really fucked me on the exchange rate.
2) I had to give my left nut to pay for the hookah at Old Havana last night.
3) I wish I would have converted my drachmas in East Nashville, Old Havana really fucked me on the exchange rate.
by OilDrillersUnite October 18, 2011
"Meet Me In Havana Casserole" Originally named after a deer camp meal made from a head of purple cabbage - chopped, six jalapenos sliced, one pound of chorizo, and one diced yellow onion. All of the ingredients are mixed together covered and baked for one hour at 350 degrees.
On a scale of one to five toilet paper rolls this rates a six with a box of hygienic wipes mandatory the next morning!
On a scale of one to five toilet paper rolls this rates a six with a box of hygienic wipes mandatory the next morning!
by Tray in Corpus May 24, 2012