Haubner

"VERB" To take something that doesn't belong to you without implicit or explicit consent.

Barry haubnered my power cord.

by Jeeves Squared October 30, 2008

Hauners

Scottish term for needing assistance in a fight

My mate was getting a kicking off a guy so he shouted "Hauners" a we all jumped in to help

by Mackrod August 30, 2011

Haubenreich

Member of an ever-expanding clan of engineers, teachers, chefs, world travelers and all-around amazing people. Emanating from a small town in Bavaria, members of the Haubenreich clan have, in recent years, colonized many parts of the United States and have made forays into every continent of the globe, including Antarctica. Although known for their general good nature, hospitality, rational thinking and cuisine, as well as strikingly beautiful eyes and smiles, one will know a true Haubenreich by a signature overly-eager affirmative response when asked, "Did I say your name right?"

Can be used as a verb when referring to aquatic safety

Can be used as an adjective to describe a propensity towards erudite elocution, logic, or delectable comestibles

Classmate: Hey, Haubenreich, how'd you do on the final?
Haubenreich: You don't want to know.
Classmate: (snatching paper) One hundred ten PLUS extra credit?
Haubenreich: (shrugs) The professor asked me to write the exam.
Classmate: (disgusted)

Don't swim into the boaters' area or you'll get Haubenreiched!

No, darling, Webster's has it wrong, we'll go with the Haubenreich pronunciation.

(after dining on fresh pasta with pesto) Now THAT was Grandmother Haubenreich!

by chryscallys February 3, 2010

hauber

a very smart human that is very smart and kind(corrects every sentence

haubers are uasally male do not like being called names and are very self effiecient

by ja9n January 30, 2017

Hauberk

Displeasing and generally lazy person

Jenna your being such a hauberk get out of bed you lazy bum.

by Pablo and Pepé productions May 14, 2015

hauberg

When you hire four hookers to light up cigarettes while one sits on your face and raves, one rides you and drinks, and the other two mud wrestle on your shit.

A "hauberg" will also end up marrying their high school crush... The vice principal.

hauberg stalks their vice principal

by Trufflebutter432 August 14, 2015

hauberg

When you hire four hookers to light up cigarettes while one sits on your face and raves, one rides you and drinks, and the other two mud wrestle on your shit.

A "hauberg" will also end up marrying their high school crush... The vice principal.

hauberg stalks their vice principal

by Trufflebutter432 August 14, 2015