Hatib

A fuckall guy who thinks he's not freaking out, but actually is. Likes to hum Punjabi songs and is emo at times.

A good chap, just very very very tone deaf.

"Lmao" Is the only reply to texts.

I texted you an entire story, all you said was "Lmao", You're being such a Hatib.

Hatib by fergus54 July 17, 2020

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Hatib is CRACKED at fortnite my guy

He's not taken.

Person 1: Yo, is that Hatib?
Person 2: Yea dude, that's my friend Hatib, he's not taken and hes CRACKED at fortnite my guy.

Hatib by RizuShogen December 19, 2020

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Haib

Adjective referring to one's state of mind under the influence of marijuana.

Synonyms include: high, baked, faded, etc...
Usually coined with the adverb 'so', in order to describe a greater 'high'.

"Bruce, I am so haib right now"

or
"Jesse, how haib am I right now?"

Haib by Le Rico July 25, 2014

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His Buddy: Yeah, here's a bag. Don't forget to only have a few.

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Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears by tcp3059 May 4, 2014