Hastings

Hastings is the second name of absolute legend Edward Hastings from the iconic drama Line of Duty.

Officer: "So your name is Edward Harding?"
Hasings: "No it's HASTINGS, LIKE THE BATTLE"

by soundslikeayouproblemxoxo September 8, 2020

Mitchell Hastings

god's reincarnation,if you question his might he will press the nut button

Mitchell Hastings: geez that cunt is so cool he's a mitch games 247 he is like Mitchell Hastings
@Mitch games 247 on youtube

by Mitch is a freak February 14, 2019

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A slightly less-common word for "Incredibly hot babe who also happens to be hot and chill. He wears the slickest clothes and eats at the chillest restaurants. He is friends with the hottest dudes. Imagine being anything other than a Stephen Hastings in 2018 LUL."

It is a less-common variant of the above, but still widely used in general speech.

That beaver is an absolute Stephen Hastings. Look at it roar.

by kitLUL February 1, 2018

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Hastings Middle School

Hell on earth. If the devil decided to ask you out on a date this is the right place to take him. Home of the nilist coomer gang. The teachers are all stuck up rich white boomers, except for a pretty nice dude who teaches music. Kids from everywhere know that if you go here you WILL get offered a juul at least 10 times a day. Principal is an dillweed and it sucks here. Also don’t but the mozzarella sticks I heard they are poisonous.

Death (noun) any middle school relating to Hastings middle school or anything of the sort.

by Scooter gang October 10, 2020

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