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Haslam

aka "Jed Clampett." A hillbilly who fell ass-backwards into inheriting multi-generational wealth, but he's as stupid as the day is long. And despite all of his money, he just can't stop tripping over his own dick.

- You're kidding me, THAT guy owns a sports franchise?

- Yeah, he's a real Haslam.

by Roberto_Shenanigans February 6, 2025