Harold. Where to start. Harold's are known to be the epitome of of masculinity. Girls are known to swoon over their insanely good looks topped by their unbeatable wit and rumoured big members. Almost always white, the paleness of their skin resinates to that of snow. Known to be the purest from of white supremacy. If you are a beautiful white girl searching for you almost too perfect match a Harold is juts for you. WARNING. In some very very every very very rare cases, some have found Asian Harolds!!! If this is the case run. The member size earlier praised is the opposite i this case. Asian Harolds often hit puberty very late or never!!! Some girls have found though despite their lack of manhood, they are still the most kind, thoughtful and funniest guys to meet. They seem to carry plenty of followers and fans that admire their confidence and vibe. If found be sure to keep. They are easily loved and will easily love you, more so if you are a decent height, purple haired goth bitty with the name of T. Love you Harold.
Rachel : OMGG look at that cutie.
Girl 2: Gurrl thats Harold.
Rachel : Wait isn't he asian.
Girl 3: Oh you better watch out, he belongs to that purple haired goth

T: This is for Rachel, you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch.
Why you took me off the motherfucking schedule
with your trifling dirty white racist ass,
you big fat bitch oompa loompa
body ass bitch?
by whoisyourdaddymayIasksir? January 20, 2020
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GrubHub delivery driver from Central New Jersey with a (1) one star delivery rating for multiple no shows and failures to deliver proper delivery of goods or food.
Where did you disappear to now Harold?
by JM Stevens March 31, 2020
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Harold is the ghost that haunts Micah and Katy in Paranormal Activity. Harold just wants to have fun, and party on the beach, but he is sometimes clumsy and forgetful. Other people view his actions as harmful, when really he just wants to have a house party.
Micah- Oh wow! the door just slammed shut!!
Katy- Gosh! Lets get out of here!!

Harold- Goolby.... i just wanted to have fuuuunnn
by mordecai's_margaret July 28, 2011
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He’s the Man!

No he most definitely isn’t

Says he gets all the girls but all he gets are numbers and that’s only because he is so repulsive girls give him a decoy number just to go away.
He looks like if Frankenstein had a baby with a Sasquatch and lived in the sewers.
He is the creepiest guy in the club in a Wu Tang t-shirt.
Hey Sis this club is full of Harold’s , let’s bounce!
by The Giza September 1, 2019
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Harold is the abusive father thats beats the kids and karen. Very drunk
Harold has just beat the kids.
by The gay asshole101 April 20, 2019
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When someone rolls a super horrible cannibas cigarette. it can be too loose. looks pregnant, to tight and just barley smokes.
Example 1
stoner1 - hey man did you pick up?
stoner2- yeah dude. i rolled it all up
stoner1 - kk lets get atter
stoner2- yea sorry i was in a hurry so i rolled a bunch of harolds.

Example 2
guy-finally we got some bud! lets roll it up!
other guy - kk ill do it
guy - NO. you can only roll harolds! ill do it.
other guy - v.v
by leaglise-it420 December 7, 2009
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