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Harips

man those gators are harips'd out
by Jesus S January 21, 2003
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Haris Drapic

Very thiccc bosnian guy with a 20 inch monstercock. Overall a very sexy man. Born in origo and is always fully defined.
Guy: Wow I just jerked off to Haris Drapic, I feel enlightened.
Some other guy: Yeah, I wanna dock with him so bad.
by EggDealer April 7, 2021
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Harish

A very good, honest, smart and funny man. He will help you in any way that he can. He can turn something negative into a positive and make you feel better about whatever it is. He is extremely smart but very humble. A great friend, great smile and trustworthy.
If you meet a Harish on the street be sure to make him your friend. You will have a great friend for the rest of your life.
by Fruittybubblegum September 1, 2017
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harpsy

"That harpsy is the worst wife I know!"
by Brainiac January 7, 2005
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HARPSICHORD

The harpsichord is used for making music, but historically, it has had other uses as well:

1. In 1723, Hungarian cellist Lazlo Pook removed a harpsichord from its' stand and used the instrument as an improptu cheese press.

2. During severe flooding in Venice, Italy, in 1756, countless lives were saved by Venetian harpsichordists, who paddled their instruments through turbulent canals and pulled people (excluding cellists) from the rising waters.

3. In 1792, Swiss musician Hans Fischer became the first person in history to slide down the Matterhorn on a harpsichord, triggering however a tragic avalanche. This engulfed a gathering of cellists assembled in a park in front of the Frau Kirche, an ancient church in the formerly lovely alpine town of Dibbleheim.

4. During the War of 1812, French troops discovered to their horror that freezing Muscovites had kept warm by burning their old harpsichords. When this was reported to the Emperor Napoleon, he made his now famous remark, "Etes diable vous parlant?"

5. When the ill-fated ship Titanic was sinking in 1912, an antique harpsichord, purchased in Europe by millionaire Benjamin Guggenheim, was thrown overboard by the ship's cellist, Roger Bricoux. This unexpectedly saved the life of noted international bon vivant and fan dancer, Hettie (Va-voom) Mackelroy, who floated upon it safely until she was able to fan herself in the direction of a larger and more buoyant Steinway grand.
harpsichord spinet cheese press Bricoux cellists
by Lichtbroeder February 4, 2010
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harisa

The greatest person to have ever existed. A greek goddess with a beautiful soul. The mother of planet Earth and the savior of the environment. Beautiful, brave, and badass. The most perfect woman. 100% real. 100% divine.
“Damn, is that Harisa? It must be, cuz she’s too freakin awesome not to be.”
by spankmeharderdaddy June 1, 2018
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harism

A bad bitch that is hard working and amazing
You are so harism
by Ha-ri-sm May 30, 2020
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