Hardened asshole

A serious condition, mostly affecting the English population, in which ones asshole becomes hardened after years of excessive beer drinking while eating Indian food, an unlikely combo that will result in terrible hangovers and fiery diarrhea the next morning.

A word of caution: does not mean one is into butt stuff

bloody hell, I wish I hadn't pulled a porky last night and eaten so much Indian food while drinking! Now I have a hardened asshole.

Whoa, bro, just coz I have a hardened asshole doesn't mean I'm into butt stuff. I'm a good boy.

by hot tea April 20, 2016

James Harden wax

When a guy spreads hot wax on his face and proceeds to go down on a girl. When he arises from the depths, her vagina is cleanly waxed while he is blessed with a beautiful beard; similar to that of James Harden's beard.

"Dude I was so going to give that girl a James Harden wax last night but I had my cousin's bar mitzvah"

by andre3million February 28, 2013

harden the fuck up

1) Phrase whose meaning could be paraphrased as: "stop being a fucking pussy and act like you have a fucking pair of balls" (or something to that effect). Often used in sports.

2) A black wristband made in Australia.

1) Jim was whining because his pinky hurt and he was cold, so Bob told him to harden the fuck up.

2) Team CSC all wore black "harden the fuck up" wristbands during the 2007 Tour de France.

by craig78436 October 22, 2007

radiation hardened quine

A restriction to the definition of a quine (program which prints its own source code) where the program can still print its original code after a character is removed. An Nth degree quine can prints its source code after N characters are removed.

In Befuge-98, you can make a 14 degree radiation hardened quine in 884 bytes of delicious sexy hot beautiful erotic code. Remove any 14 characters from the following code and it will still print the original source code.

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by Bad C dev March 2, 2021

Harden the flipp up

Means the same thing as "harden the fuck up" but the speaker is not yet hard enough to bust out a four letter word.

Why don't you just Harden the flipp up!

by febikes September 1, 2012

Harden My Heart

Cryin' on the corner, waitin' in the rain
I swear I'll never, ever wait again
You gave me your word but words for you are lies

Darlin' in my wildest dreams, I never thought I'd go
But it's time to let you know, oh

I'm gonna harden my heart
I'm gonna swallow my tears
I'm gonna turn and leave you here

All of my life I've been waitin' in the rain
I've been waiting for a feeling that never, ever came
It feels so close, but always disappears

Darlin', in your wildest dreams, you never had a clue
But it's time you got the news

I'm gonna harden my heart
I'm gonna swallow my tears
I'm gonna turn and leave you here

I'm gonna harden my heart
I'm gonna swallow my tears
I'm gonna harden my heart
I'm gonna swallow my tears
Harden my heart, harden my heart
swallow my tears
I'm gonna harden my heart

by WorseThanHitler November 24, 2020

Harden the fuck up

Get tougher psychically or/and mentally. Get stronger.

- Its raining outside man. We can't do our cardio.
- OH YEAH BABY! Bring it ON! We gon train in the rain! Momma ain't raised no bitch! Harden the fuck up!

by Mothafuckin retard March 5, 2018