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Hayden's Ass 

A giant ass like so big. He himself describes it as squishy.
Guy 1 : wow look at Hayden's Ass.
Guy 2 : wow thats so big.
Hayden's Ass by Gay_Priest June 20, 2021

Hardon's 

Slang word for the fast-food chain Hardee's.
Do you want to go to Hardee's, Barfy's, Pizza Slut, or Taco Smell?
Hardon's by andy1 May 16, 2005

Send your ass to Hardee's 

When someone is trying to bullshit you, rip you off, or wrong you in any way you tell them to send your ass to Hardee's.
"Man did you scratch up my ride" "no" "Man you best send your ass to Hardee's"

"Man this guy was trying to sell me a broke ass watch for $20. Right. I told him he needs to send his ass to Hardee's"

Hardee's Malt Shake

The act of cumming in a girls asshole when there is shit already in her asshole or she is trying to shit in your mouth. The vanilla malt shake is when you cum in a girls asshole and stick your penis in her ass. Chocolate malt shake is done with the girl shitting on your dick and the strawberry malt shake is with the girl bleeding on your cock.
She couldn't win when I gave her a hardee's malt shake.

Hardee's 

A fast food restaurant, also called Carl's Jr. in some areas. Some people cannot handle their food; as a result, they shit themselves for hours on end. It is not a pleasant experience.
Friend 1: Where's Bobby at?
Friend 2: He ate Hardee's earlier... catch my drift?
Friend 1: I will go get him some extra toilet paper.
Hardee's by BlackSabbath1977 April 30, 2009

hayden S 

a boy who is going 2 prep.
has the ability to come up with dirty and possibly mean jokes at any time
loves grls named sage (especially met on spring break)
It is not very possible that Hayden will ever be over 5 ft tall...
hayden S by .g.u.y. May 2, 2005