Hans Anders

Hans Anders has one of the biggest brains you can ever find. He know's all possible datasheets you could think of. Hans Anders has his own database with all datasheets he have ever seen.

Hans Anders like to play with his plane simulator with his boyfriends.
Math is no competition for Hans Anders, he can calculate faster than your calculator.

But be carefull dont ask him about the speed of light.

broski 1: Hey bro do you know the the measuring range of this sensor?
broski 2: NO omg we should ask Hans Anders, he know's all datasheets.
broski 1: ight.

other broski 1: hey are you a Hans Anders?
other broski 2: no i dont have a plane simulator.

other other broski 1: Are you Hans Anders?
other other broski 2: No! im not gay.

Hans Anders by TheOneAndOnlyOgGinger November 12, 2020

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hans andersen

A Danish Speedway rider who will be champion of the world. He is in a different league to Scott Nicholls.

- Who is that? he's amazing

- Oh Hans Andersen, he was sent by God himself

hans andersen by MiaMinty November 19, 2006

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

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