Hannah and Riley 

A true pairing
Hannah a straight gal wastes no time in finding "the one" Hannah is a beauty to all men and women. (Doesnt give bad blow jobs etheir)

(Girl 1)I wish I could look more like Hannah!
(Girl 2)Fuck tell me about it sister!

Riley a rad tomboy gal. Riley is a bisexual (gives best lesbian sex around) loves Hannah to pieces.
Never has the guts to say though.

(Girl 1) Ooo look theres Riley;)
(girl 2) OMG she ate my pussy out last night!

(Boy 1) She took my dick all in her ass!
(Boy 2) She's so tight.
(Boy 3) She rode me all night;)

Riley finally tells Hannah and because Riley is a loyal friend she gives her a chance. Hannah soon Realizes Riley is the girl she must be with (love of her life, soul mate, life parter, etc...)
They are wed and Riley pleases Hannah everynight with her mad skills.Hannah is still getting dick from her previous exes without Riley Knowing; Riley is fucking Hannah's sister and her brother ;)

Hannah and Riley are such a cute pair!

Hannah and Riley by Lesbian smuts June 17, 2014

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016