Hanky in a hanky 

When you take a shit onto a handkerchief and roll it into a blunt and smoke it

“Hey man I was so high yesterday I ended up making a Hanky in a hanky!”

“Damn that’s crazy”

Hanky in a hanky by The_Green_Needle August 23, 2023

Two Eggs In A Hanky 

Two testicles in a scrotum.

Hey look, he's got the smallest two eggs in a hanky i've ever seen.

Two Eggs In A Hanky by Lachlan Days October 19, 2006

like two pool balls in a hanky 

A term used to describe a near- perfect bum , most commonly a woman's .

"Her ass was so perfect , it was like two pool balls in a hanky "

like two pool balls in a hanky by Unibrow Gerald December 1, 2017

Put a Little Doggy in ya Hanky

Term perfect for every occassion, not offensive and will keep every one guessing what your talking about.

Derived from the more offensive phrase "Put your noodle in your poodle" from 18th century Asia. The more popular term now "Put a Little Doggy in ya Hanky" was first used in Melbourne Australia, however its origins are not clear.

Put a little doggy in ya hanky Mike you dirty dumbcunt

Put a Little Doggy in ya Hanky by Archie Biglips November 1, 2006

Couldn't get a handy in a whorehouse 

Someone with very poor closing skills, or a person who is incapable of performing even simple tasks. This term originates in Colorado for someone who goes to a brothel and is unable to negotiate even a simple sex act, such as manual stimulation.

How do you expect to sell twenty insurance policies when you couldn't get a handy in a whorehouse?

Couldn't get a handy in a whorehouse by RandyO'Reilly October 22, 2010