Handy Cramp

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A cramp in your hand while giving yourself or others a handy

Babe let go of my dick. I cant I have a handy cramp.

Handy Cramp by Handy Cramp January 25, 2022

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Hand Camp

Another word for a man jerking off.

Step one: pitch tent in your pants
Step two: reach into tent
Step three: jerk your "pole"

Hey bro do you wanna go out to the bar or are you gonna stay home and Hand Camp?

Who needs a girl friend when I can hand camp alone

Hand Camp by JK3Z0 July 1, 2019

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Handy Cramp • Hand Camp • handycrap • HANDYCRAP PARKING • handy • handy andy • Handy Manny • handy special • Handy J • Handy Mandy

HANDYCRAP PARKING

When you approach the perfect parking space in a parking lot so packed, it resembles Disneyland. And you finally get to the space, it is marked for the Handy capped.

Hey dude, there is a spot, oh shit, it's Handycrap Parking

HANDYCRAP PARKING by Go Launna Rose August 31, 2010

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handycrap

not well executed handy crafts

this patchwork is a great example for handycrap

handycrap by Linguists March 1, 2019

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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