To fap on someone, specifically another man.
Mario came over and give his buddy Luigi a good old handjob.
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The act of pleasuring a guy with ones hand.
Timmy gave the older boy a handjob under the bleachers during the basketball game last night.
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The act of pleasuring a guy with ones hand.
Timmy gave the older boy a handjob under the bleachers during the basketball game last night.
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The act of a woman rubbing up and down on a man’s penis. This will make the man reach an orgasm and will cum.
Gabby and her boyfriend, Dj went camping together near a lake by themselves. Gabby and Dj were sitting by the campfire and got really bored. Then, suddenly, Gabby placed her hand on Dj’s pants and start undressing him. Dj was grinning and got a boner. Gabby started giving him a handjob. She rubbed his penis up and down until Dj cummed on Gabby’s shirt.
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Hey babe its December 7th, handjob time
sigh*gets hands ready*
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Hey babe its december 7th, HANDJOB TIMEE
sigh *gets hands ready*
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When someone is being inconvenient to either; themselves or the people around them.
Themselves

Friend 1: I just bought the newest Supreme hoodie for $900

Friend 2: Ya know, you're kind of a handjob sometimes

Those Around Them

Friend 1: I was at work today and all the customers just kept stopping directly in front of me staring at things around the store except me

Friend 2: Yea, that sounds like all your customers are a bunch of handjobs
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