Hand cups

What some kids call hand cuffs.
How do you like my glowing hand cups?
by angiemama May 24, 2018
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polite hand cup

when hooking up, it is the act of cupping ones hand to act as a receptacle for ejaculate when rubbing one out. This prevents jizz from getting on the sheets, couch, floor, or unwilling participants.

note: not applicable to relationships. swallowing is de rigueur in such situations
My hook up last night was taking forever, so I busted out the polite hand cup, shot my load, and left.
by rngdfcker April 17, 2011
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Hand-Cupped Fart

When you take both of your hands and cup your asshole until you fart. Then you remove your hands and cup your nose and inhale for afterburn.
Breaking News: Brian Lapis performed a Hand-Cupped Fart in the middle of his news report. Viewers at home are stunned to see his hands are wrinkled from the pungentcy.
by DeportTheMonkeys April 23, 2025
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