Hand Baby 

When a female tries to get pregnant unbeknownst to the male by transferring sperm “with the hand” from the stomach, buttocks, mouth, etc to the vagina for the purposes of relationship entrapment.

Any child produced for or by the aforementioned method.

Mike dumped his girlfriend when he saw her trying to make a Hand Baby.

Hand Baby by SleepyZ April 9, 2004

Second-Hand Baby 

A screaming child in a restaurant, airplane, or other public enclosed space where you can't get away from the sound.

Kathy and I were at this nice dinner the other night and it was totally ruined by the Second-Hand Baby. We had to leave before dessert.

Second-Hand Baby by scottdrums January 14, 2014

Baby hand 

an underdeveloped hand

Gil's baby hand freaked us out really badly, but we needed to touch it.

Baby hand by Maverick33 April 28, 2011

handbaby 

A handbaby is when a woman wants to uh, get knocked up,she spits the cum out of her mouth and sticks her hand up her pussy and puts her hand up her pussy so she can collect her sperm and MAKE A BABY.

The Baldwins are handbabies. (handbaby)

handbaby by Master-Fluffer Nuggs Buttfist December 16, 2008