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hammer throw 

n. Perhaps the most arcane and archaic field event still contested at the Olympics and only marginally less silly than tug o'war or tossing the caber as a competition for grown ups. Strong lobbying by Canada and Scotland, who use hammer throwing in their cross-training for tossing granite rocks in ice-curling, keeps the sport from going the way of the Dodo and the standing fish-slap.

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Do you think folks would watch the hammer throw if we made the competitors stand in deep sand and wear skimpy bathing suits?

No.
hammer throw by gnostic1 August 8, 2012
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Hammer throw 

When you bang a girl on their period, pull the tampon out by the string, whirl it around and throw it against the wall.
I met a girl last night, she had her period so I showed her the hammer throw.

Hammer Throw 

To throw a frisbee overhand as if you were throwing a baseball. The thumb rests on the inside lip of the frisbee. You can reverse your grip and the throw then becomes the Hebrew Hammer.
Person A: Hey dude, should I throw the Hammer Throw or the Hebrew Hammer around this tree?

Person B: Yeah dude, for sure. I'm gonna smoke this joint!
Hammer Throw by Dave Red October 20, 2008

to throw the hammer 

to lift up a woman and fuck her against the wall.
she's banging, I'd really like to throw the hammer!!

Throw a Hammer at Her 

Code word for “fix it” *must be pronounced with canadian accent
Jack: Got any plans with the truck this weekend bud?

Paul: Oh ya know bud just gonna throw a hammer at her so i can take her out rompin next weekend. huh bud?

Hammer thrower 

Dirty football player known for bad hard man tactics will no real ball skills, often originating from ibrox and tynecastle
They're just a team of hammer throwers
Hammer thrower by MC15 June 13, 2019

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