When a goof, has a hammer, and knows how to swing it.
Girl 1: *scoffs* “you see that goof, leaving with all those girls”

Girl 2: “ that’s because he is a Hammer Swinger! Only goofs can swing their hammers enough in the right direction to leave with that many birds!”
by Royisab December 14, 2022
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