Hambo Joe Share definition Flag A scrawny, gangly, weird-ass sommbitch. Also commonly known as a "Soccer Pele" or a "Jamma Joe". Where'd that ol' Hambo Joe get to? Hambo Joe by JimmyJoeb September 22, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the Hambo Joe mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch