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Ham Clam
Ham Clam by SquishyNipple August 26, 2025
Ham/Clam Ratio
The ratio between girls and guys in a social situation. Just like any ratio, the Ham/Clam can be reduced. For example, if there are five girls and thirty guys at a party, the ratio is a poor 1:5 (See: Sausage Fest). A healthy ratio is 1:1 as there is the possibility that everybody's going to get hooked up; however, most males prefer a 2:1 ratio because... well, that's just awesome.
Trevor: Damn, this party is lame. It's all dudes!
Brad: Yeah, I'm estimating a 1:6 Ham/Clam ratio. Let's get out of here.
Ben: I'm liking the people we chill with, but we need to get a few more girls to even out the Ham/Clam.
Brad: Yeah, I'm estimating a 1:6 Ham/Clam ratio. Let's get out of here.
Ben: I'm liking the people we chill with, but we need to get a few more girls to even out the Ham/Clam.
Ham/Clam Ratio by BrotherSpot April 28, 2009
Ham and clam slam
Mal: Guys, what's the lesbian equivalent of tittyfucking?
Ungobafungo: If it had a name I'd call it the ham and clam slam.
Ungobafungo: If it had a name I'd call it the ham and clam slam.
Ham and clam slam by Asian EDP445 July 26, 2022
Slam Clam Ham
When you insert your penis into a woman’s vaganal canal ver aggressively to assert dominance over your victim.
Slam Clam Ham by Supreme God of Gods...Danielly January 1, 2019
Slam the ham against the clam
Slam the ham against the clam by Wonder Llama September 28, 2017
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