ham sandwich

refers to a comment by:
Former Chief Judge of the New York State Court of Appeals* Sol Wachtler in 1985**
about the overreaching ability of District/State's Attorneys to achieve indictments before Grand Juries.
*In New York State, the Supreme Court is the lowest, the Appellate Division is next, and the Court of Appeals is the highest.
**seven years after, he was indicted for sexual harassment and stalking... but I digress

"Even a modestly competent district attorney can get a grand jury to indict a ham sandwich."

by Bob "A" September 8, 2005

ham sandwich

a groupie.

The band had a couple of ham sandwiches after the show.

by A.Lee.Ass April 15, 2011

ham sandwich

an over weight sloppy girl that has lost all self respect for themselves thus making them also a slut willing to have sex with any and everyone.

Olivia is such a ham sandwich

by william mcfap September 25, 2011

Ham Sandwich

a cooked slab of pig on a bun.

"For Lunch, I'd like a ham sandwich, please."

by MoJo Mojowitz August 31, 2005

Ham Sandwich

Drunk and high. When a person drinks (one slice of bread) in combination with smoking (the other slice of bread), they become the ham sandwich.

Unsuspecting College Freshman1: "Hey man, lets get really high tonight."

More knowledgeable upperclassman: "Awesome, lets smoke your weed."

*Proceed to get really high*

Unsuspecting College Freshman2: "Hey guys, I bought beer from this homeless guy."

UCF1: "I can't turn down free beer, lets get drunk!"

MKU: "I'll sit this one out."

UCF1+2: Puke everywhere and die.

MKU: "Man, right before they died, they were totally ham sandwiched."

by Whothefuckk March 15, 2012

Ham Sandwich

A Shaven Vagina

A Shaven Vagina looks like a Ham sandwich

by Ham Sandwich with mustard July 23, 2011

ham sandwich

Wonder bread, Miracle Whip, american cheese and, of course, ham. The favorite food of the Hobo.

Willy was on it like a hobo on a ham sandwich.

hobo

by billybobb December 18, 2005