Halfords Hero

n.
Motorist behind the wheel of a chavmobile, who has kitted out his bottom-of-the-range hatchback with several hundredweight of expensive tat, including alloy wheels, ludicrous spoilers, am extremely loud stereo and an exhaust pipe like a fucking coal scuttle.
"Hey look, Bill" said Harry, "Some Halfords Hero's just gone and wrapped his car around a lampost"
by SamThatBlokeInBognor May 21, 2005
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