Half Packed Pickle Punch
A sophisticated sexual maneuver performed at the top of a staircase which involves taking a ripe cucumber from your vegetable drawer in the fridge. Then, clubbing your sanctified other over the back of their head (while in coitus) causing the phallic pre-pickle to snap into two pieces.
Once broken, stuff the first half into the baby maker and the second half into the poop shooter.
Now both parts should be sealed deep within the cavities. At this time you execute a double foot drop kick to abdomen of the receiver causing them to plunge backwards into the stairwell.
Once broken, stuff the first half into the baby maker and the second half into the poop shooter.
Now both parts should be sealed deep within the cavities. At this time you execute a double foot drop kick to abdomen of the receiver causing them to plunge backwards into the stairwell.
Half Packed Pickle Punch by Doggy Style Dennis the Menace December 24, 2018
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