Hairy worm

when you take your pubic hair and twist it into a wormlike shape and let it stay in that form... it will look like a hairy worm

Sal: oh my fucking god i just got the longest hairy worm ever its so fucking hairy and fucking fucking sexy as fucking fuck come look at it fucking now

Phuck: OH MY FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING GOD I WANT TO CHEW ON IT FUCKING NOW

by Fuck fucking fuck fucking fuck October 06, 2021

Shit a hairy worm

To become very angry.

When the boss sees what you've done, he's gonna shit a hairy worm.

by Angry of Tuebrook June 06, 2009