Hairy worm

when you take your pubic hair and twist it into a wormlike shape and let it stay in that form... it will look like a hairy worm

Sal: oh my fucking god i just got the longest hairy worm ever its so fucking hairy and fucking fucking sexy as fucking fuck come look at it fucking now

Phuck: OH MY FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING GOD I WANT TO CHEW ON IT FUCKING NOW

Hairy worm by Fuck fucking fuck fucking fuck October 6, 2021

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Shit a hairy worm

To become very angry.

When the boss sees what you've done, he's gonna shit a hairy worm.

Shit a hairy worm by Angry of Tuebrook June 6, 2009

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hairyworm

I little fuzzy worm. Lives in old mens undies and is small

Damm Grandpa you got a little HairyWorm !!!

hairyworm by H@iryWorm! April 8, 2003

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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