Hairy Pear 

An extra hairy pear-shaped testicle sac. Usually noticed during close inspection via sex partners.

Ellie: “I hooked-up with Jay last night. Saw him at the club, we had a good time, so I followed him home.”
Jen: “How was it?”
Ellie: “Weird. While we were 69ing, he thrusted up and smacked me in the eye with his Hairy Pear.

Jen: “Ouch!”

Hairy Pear by matterri October 8, 2017

Hairy Pearl 

A girl who's clitoris is hairy in the essence that their "fun zone" isn't shaved. Diving for a pearl that is hidden inside a hairy oyster.

Woman: How do you like my tiny clit?
Man: It's kinda hard to find this hairy pearl!
Woman: So I should have shaved?

Hairy Pearl by JSAC9250 March 8, 2009

Pear Hair 

A form of guy's bed head. A colic that sticks up and can't be combed down without hair gel or an excessive amount of water.

Hey man, I won't leave my house until I get rid if this pear hair I woke up with this morning. Before I do that, I have to find my hair gel

Pear Hair by Freckle Duncanschnuter September 23, 2014

Harry Pearce 

A man, usually doesn't know his dad very well, and is known for wearing questionable fashion, such as a Sabaton Jumper or Vapor95 Hoodies. Their face resembles a UK plug socket.

"Mate what the fuck is he wearing"
"Don't know fam, looks like Harry Pearce"

Harry Pearce by xXx_Chicken_Produce_xXX November 17, 2018

Hairyperatesties 

n. Slang for a Hairy Pair of testicles.

(Shit man, I needa shave my hairyperatesties)(Ew, that is one Hairyperatesties!!)

Hairyperatesties by Jonis January 4, 2007

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019