Hairy Pear

An extra hairy pear-shaped testicle sac. Usually noticed during close inspection via sex partners.

Ellie: “I hooked-up with Jay last night. Saw him at the club, we had a good time, so I followed him home.”
Jen: “How was it?”
Ellie: “Weird. While we were 69ing, he thrusted up and smacked me in the eye with his Hairy Pear.

Jen: “Ouch!”

by matterri October 8, 2017

Hairy Pearl

A girl who's clitoris is hairy in the essence that their "fun zone" isn't shaved. Diving for a pearl that is hidden inside a hairy oyster.

Woman: How do you like my tiny clit?
Man: It's kinda hard to find this hairy pearl!
Woman: So I should have shaved?

by JSAC9250 March 8, 2009

Pear Hair

A form of guy's bed head. A colic that sticks up and can't be combed down without hair gel or an excessive amount of water.

Hey man, I won't leave my house until I get rid if this pear hair I woke up with this morning. Before I do that, I have to find my hair gel

by Freckle Duncanschnuter September 23, 2014

Harry Pearce

A man, usually doesn't know his dad very well, and is known for wearing questionable fashion, such as a Sabaton Jumper or Vapor95 Hoodies. Their face resembles a UK plug socket.

"Mate what the fuck is he wearing"
"Don't know fam, looks like Harry Pearce"

by xXx_Chicken_Produce_xXX November 17, 2018

Hairyperatesties

n. Slang for a Hairy Pair of testicles.

(Shit man, I needa shave my hairyperatesties)(Ew, that is one Hairyperatesties!!)

by Jonis January 4, 2007