Hairy Pear

An extra hairy pear-shaped testicle sac. Usually noticed during close inspection via sex partners.

Ellie: “I hooked-up with Jay last night. Saw him at the club, we had a good time, so I followed him home.”
Jen: “How was it?”
Ellie: “Weird. While we were 69ing, he thrusted up and smacked me in the eye with his Hairy Pear.

Jen: “Ouch!”

by matterri October 8, 2017