A type of Japanese poetry composed of three unrhyming lines, Most likely used by the Wapanese or otaku when they aren't fighting over which episode of Hamtaro was the best.
Cosplay show in town,
Man dressed up as Sailor Moon,
Let's all point and laugh.
by otaku killer May 12, 2003
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haikus are evil
because they put limits on
syllables you use
by youkay April 1, 2004
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three syllables man
what a retarded poem
a waste of three lines
by hippy mcP May 11, 2003
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A poem format hailing from Japan. It's just like an American/English poem except like non-english words, it's entirely stupid and makes no sense. Idealist College students and "otaku" and wapanese people love it death. It's a pretty easy format because you just have to watch your the 5-7-5 format. You don't have to rhyme or make sense. Like calligraphy or any of the other stupid things to come from Japan and asia (A good reason we nuked them twice) it really holds no actual intelligence in the world of academia. It's best to kick the person who writes these thing in the jewels. Or if it's a girl, just smack her like you would any other woman (joking, you fags).
Haiku is no good.
Write stupid format for you.
Dorks like it a lot.

Touched my big penis
Japanese do not have one
They write stupid poems
by Samuel Macon May 5, 2006
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Maddox (www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net) put it best:

I had a wet fart.
I think I need to wipe it.
Damn! I shit my pants.
I'm better than you
cos my johnson is so big
I hate your mother
by breep December 4, 2004
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A fun poem which

has five syllables in the

first line, seven in

The second, and five

in the third line, it's mostly

just about nature.
Pandemonium

And chaos in our world

at least I'm asleep
by bluecheese May 22, 2004
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a poem that is bnot/b restricted to the 5-7-5 format, as long as there is a good rhythm to it. the 5-7-5 was created as a template for the poem.
Usually about nature.
This is a haiku
Not five seven five
but it's got rhythm
by moofoo June 8, 2004
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