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A type of Japanese poetry composed of three unrhyming lines, Most likely used by the Wapanese or otaku when they aren't fighting over which episode of Hamtaro was the best.
Cosplay show in town,
Man dressed up as Sailor Moon,
Let's all point and laugh.
by otaku killer May 12, 2003
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A short poem where as the first line has 5 syllables, the second has 7 and the last has 5. This form of poetry does not have to, and rarely does make sense.
Haikus are random
They rarely make any sense
El Chupacabra
by Scott Ambershin February 09, 2009
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A short blunt email usually sent in response to a wordy lenghty message.

The haiku conveys evocative allusions often on the subject of workplace policy or to plainly state an opinion or request without cumbersome pleseantries.
Workplace haiku:

Open toed shoes and shorts
are not permitted in the office
nor are halter tops
by mo-yo December 23, 2006
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Five syllables first,
then seven come right after,
and five at the end.
This is a haiku,
if you need more description,
pleas just go elsewhere.
by Intelligence001 November 11, 2016
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A haiku is a poem with three lines, the first time has 5 syllables, The second line has 7. The third has 5.
Haiku's are easy,
but they don't always make sense.
Refrigerator.
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haikus are evil
because they put limits on
syllables you use
no no no no no
no no no no no no no
no no no no yes
by youkay March 31, 2004
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REAL MEANING::a stoner town on the island of maui. This town has a lot of ganja farmers, which means a lot of young adults and teenagers grow marijauna plants over in haiku. It is East Side, Upcountry!
My plants stay in Haiku!
by Ana<33 September 14, 2008
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