Habbo Hotel is a retarded game where perv preeteens that know about sex but aren't sexually mature and no-lifes that cant find someone to really have sex with play. You end up spending so much money on habbo 'credits' that your phone bill ends up at about $2000. Also, everyone either has dyslexia, or just cant be bothered to type right. If your a 'norm' and not a Habbo Club or VIP club member, you are a n00b, and if you say 'i dont care' you will be reported.
A normal conversation in Habbo Hotel

TypicalHabbo: 0mFG 1 5p3n7 $200 on c01n2. 1 m 50 r1ch 0n H4880!1!1!11!!!!!!11111!!!11!11

NormalPerson: Dude, why spend money on a virtual game? get a life.

TypicalHabbo: l0l u r ju57 j34l0U5 cu2 y0u 4RN7 V1P L1K3 M3 H4 H4 1m R3p0r71ng y0u R374rd!1!!1!1!1!1!!!!1!111!!!1!

NormalPerson: ...
by HabboIsGay334 April 10, 2011
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I like it. Iv met alot of great friends on it which iv got msn addys from and phone numbers from and were all really great mates. Most people on habbo hotel are really gay but you do come across a few special people.
15 creds at only £1.50 plus normal txt charge!!! omgomgomfg thats great!!!

it isnt. creds r jus silly. viset some other ppls rooms insted of making ur own!
by Sally-Bob April 1, 2005
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Habbos on Habbo.com who pretend to be babies. Most people hate them because they think they just want to scam you out of credits and furni. Usually talk with a lot of "W"'s in their sentences, probably because they think it makes them look cute.

Classic uniform
Boys: Hoodie of any color, hat, shorts, and bunny slippers
Girls: Hoodie of any color, pigtails (Any hairstyle you see on a baby) a skirt, and bunny slippers or flip flops
Habbo Babies: Enters adoption and sits down
Habbo Girl: Walks up to babies Hi. Can I adopt you?
Habbo Babies:Owkay (Okay)
Habbo Girl: Sends a friend request Now follow me.
At home, does mother stuff, while Habbo babies do baby stuff
by Writermike March 10, 2010
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Okay Guys, Dont Listen To The Other People. The following statements are 100% true:

-You DONT have to spend money
-There are PLENTY of people without furni, nobody pressures you!
-They need the cash to maintain the websites, its in 15 different countries! If they were rich, habbo would NOT be filled with ads.
-Habbo is a pretty good social expreince. You can learn how to prevent ideantity theft, learn about how if you get caught doing something wrong it can get you in to trouble, and it even helps you learn there are bad people in the world.
-Habbo is MODERATED THE BEST it can be.
Its not the moderators fault if idiots like you dont report the people who are causing the problems, its yours!
If someone is having ''it'' then its YOUR duty to report it. The ''Mods'' dont know something is wrong, unless you TELL THEM!
-Habbo hotel is a great place to make new friends from different places. You can even keep in touch with far away friends/cousins/other family members.
-The only reason people bash habbo is becuase you ''have to buy furni'' but YOU DONT.
Jenny: Hey lets go eat some virtual pizza!
Josh: Okay lets go!
-at the pizza place-
Jenny: This is great!
Josh: Habbo Hotel is fun! Try it!

HABBO - A new world! - www.habbohotel.com
(go to sulake.com to find one for YOUR country)
by woky November 24, 2005
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Habbo Hotel is a website for people age13 to 20 to go hang out and do stuff. One of the many activity's you can do on Habbo Hotel is dating. Habbo datting isnt lame its a realy good option for poeple who arnt good looking in real life.

Dont insult poeople who habbo date!
DId you here that Dubya and Bex are Habbo dating now?
by stephanie quell November 9, 2006
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A virtual hotel where you walk around and talk to other people. Pretty fun if you have a lot of friends online. What sucks is that you can't buy any good furniture without having to spend real money.
Person 1 - Let's go on Habbo Hotel tonight.
Person 2 - Ok.
by DarkerWinter July 22, 2011
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habbo hotel is a place where everyone abides the rules and is all gay and all safe and whoever doesnt gets banned just cause they want ppl to do what they want and habbo staff really should get out more

p.s they are are all nice guys and puffs
never give your personal details out and always be safe
(how gay is that?)
by matthew legg January 12, 2004
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