1 definition by WineConnoiseurFuck
A "haagen" is actually a type of ice dream. But unlike normal ice cream, haagen doesn't have two dots over it and it doesn't have "das" in it, because the FDA found out that das can cause myocardial cystic fibromyglia, which really sucks!
"Let me get some of that haagen in my fuckin' stomach, bitch!"
"I sucked your mom's tits last night and used haagen to flavor up her dry-ass vagina!"
"I sucked your mom's tits last night and used haagen to flavor up her dry-ass vagina!"
by WineConnoiseurFuck March 1, 2005