HP

It means Huge Penis, not Harry Potter.

"Person 1: I'm an idiot for not knowing what HP actually means!"
"Person 2: I'm about to tell my friend who's obsessed with Harry Potter about the meaning of HP!"
"Person 1: Is this person on your uh, group chat thingy?"
"Person 2: Indeed. They insist that everyone should know HP means Harry Potter, but they're wrong."
"Person 3: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"

by waveprintsonthewall June 18, 2018

HP

Spanish abb for Hijo de Puta aka Son of a Bitch

No necesita un HP que la distraiga.

by Saraguimer December 26, 2019

HP

(Hairy Pussy) When a girls pussy is so hairy, you can floss yo' teef with dat stuff after

1.Emily Vander Maten had such a HP, dat mah teef are flossin'.

2. Charlie went at his grandma's HP with a weed wacker.

by king of the pussy May 4, 2008

HP

abbreviation of Huntington par, CA a suburb of LA, between south central and east la

He lives in HP

by western&50th March 28, 2009

HP

'Hope Pussy" which means a girl might still be a virgin.

Bro 1: Do you know if ____ is single?
Bro 2: Yeah, I think she is a HP , trying to get at that?
Bro 1:Hell yeah!

by SavageLife123 October 28, 2015

HP

Otherwise known as the biggest cockhead there ever was. This boy was born in the late 1980's and is a stupid herb. Born and bread in Manhattan the stupid boy is surprisingly stupid and has no etiquett or respect for his fellow man or woman. Currently he is known to give people free marijuana if they will spend a minimum of one hour with him. His most frequently spoken phrase is "I'll give you weed if you be my friend!"
He is notorious for having sex/and or dating ugly dating(ie. getting head from) ugly girls.

"I sucked HP's dick yesterday"......."me too!"

by Karma is a bitch November 15, 2005

HP

n., Happy Pills
a reference to any imaginary stimulant in pill form.

"My friends and i use Happy Pills to keep boredom away!"

by californialicious June 16, 2004