Holy the fuck

A combination of holy shit and the fuck.

I was at the store when suddenly a chicken that a woman bought was still alive.

I was like HOLY THE FUCK

by RepetitiveSome September 07, 2010

holy dumb fuck

if you have tourettes this is a very commonly used phrase. it is generally said when you are taking a shit

holy dumb fuck this is a huge shit

by boobie bobbler October 30, 2007

Holy Duck Fuck

Used when seeing something so unbelievingly mind blowing your brain has a spasm in an attempt to keep your head from exploding.

~You walk outside and see two hot, half-naked lesbians making out on your front porch~

You: "Holy Duck Fuck..."

by ThatEducatedBlackGuy November 18, 2010

holy dumb fuck

A phrase that was used by Danny the Tourettes Guy while looking in the fridge.

HOLY DUMB FUCK! What is this shit?!

by TourettesSupply October 31, 2009

Holy Shit Fuck

Exactly like holy shit, just with one more word. And its cooler. A Karl Martinson original.

Holy shit fuck, Karl! Gimmie back my dollar!

by I am a liar December 18, 2007

holy finger fuck

sexual act involving three girls and one male priest or holy authority in which all three bend over in front of man and one engages in anal sex with the other two women on each side of the priest engaged in anal fingering by the priest

Sara, Lauren, and Ashley went to the priest's campsite expecting a friendly conversation only to get the holy finger fuck.

by Uncle E August 20, 2006

holy flyin' fuck

when holy shit is not enough

holy flyin' fuck did you see that guy fall dead?

by R3aper636 November 10, 2010