hoement

When one is about to have a moment that renders one a hoe.

Example 1: GEEZ, CALM DOWN OVER THERE! YOUSE ABOUT TO HAVE A HOEMENT!

Example 2: Oh. My. Gawd. Did you see her all over him? Total hoement.

by Arsenic EI April 16, 2010

Hoement

A moment of weakness for a hoe, typically referring to one-night-stands

Dam, last night was rough; I had a bad hoement

by cliugreen September 19, 2018

hoement of clarity

Hoement of clarity is similar to a moment of clarity. A Hoement of Clarity is when a girl realizes that SHE is the sidechick.

After her 5th date in a parking garage again, Jessica had her hoement of clarity and realized her boyfriend had a wife.

by martine_sumptin or other November 8, 2018

Hoement

A moment where a man or woman stops committing, and decides to make friends with benefits.

I’m tired of dating, maybe I need a hoement.

by Evan Stoll August 19, 2023

Hoement

Being a Hoe for a moment/ period of time

I had my hoement with my lad earlier

by evieeeee October 27, 2019