the hill school's chapel talks 

Within the Hill School memorial chapel lies magnificent stained glass windows…countless oak pews where so many men and women have sat and contemplated the teachings of their gods and professors, along with the schools motto, “whatsoever things are true”, carved in stone high above the steel piping of the organ and lancet windows. So many hours have been spent inside this glorious building, listening to speeches by jocks, overachievers, underachievers, village idiots, and stoners making feeble attempts to piece together their pathetic lives by trying to make some sort of profound sense out of it all. I’m so sorry but talks about Martha Stewart, storytelling, and other people’s insecurities just don’t spark my fancy.

"Whos the chapel speaker today?"
"psh, some faggot who knows a girl, whos knows a guy, whos cousin committed suicide. And how the suicide truly effected their outlook on life and being an adolescent."

the hill school's chapel talks by christina March 22, 2005

Mike Hill's Laugh 

1. The guttural explosion from a tall white boy. Reaching 20000 decibels, the laugh is known to stun his prey. Much like the lions of the Kalahari, this laugh can be heard from 3 miles away and is used by the Mike to announce his presence to all contenders to his territory.

2. The cause of the 2004 Indian Ocean Tsunami, as well as Hurricane Katrina. The known death toll from all laugh-incidents is quickly reaching 2,000,000.

I've heard Mike Hill's laugh, now I just have to find him

Mike Hill's Laugh by 1sgbard March 14, 2011

Smith's Hill High School 

A selective co-ed school in NSW, Australia. Filled to the brim with dorks, pansies and women's blouses. For the smart minority of Wollongong. Also known to be home to 90% of the region's hipster population. Those alternative bastards.

Oh, he goes to Smith's Hill High School? LET'S GET HIM!

Smith's Hill High School by Seudo Nym July 11, 2011

Smith's Hill High School 

An academically selective co-ed school replete with smarties, slayage, and students that incessantly exclaim the words "among us" and "sus" on the daily. You can feel the aura of student anxiety as soon as you enter the threshold, largely attributed to the assessments and the fact that these dorks' life support is academic validation. Nonetheless, and despite the two rival factions of the "popular kids" and the "geeky nerds" that are always three steps away from breaking out in a high-school-musical-esque dance battle, the cohorts are fairly harmonious. Unless, of course, without concord between the groups, there will be discord...

Why is that kid having an existential crisis? Nevermind, I see he's from Smith's Hill High School.

Smith's Hill High School by harambe x fredie naf May 13, 2022

Shooter’s hill college

Shooter’s Hill college is a college where there r more spastics then there is actual students. It’s full of whores and everyone does normal cocaine because it’s cheap. The cafeteria sells more fags and vapes then food and the teachers shag the kids

Shooter’s Hill college Defined as What’s that white stuff on their face. Idk either teachers children or drugs.

Shooter’s hill college by Shooter’s Hill college October 9, 2023

Hank's Hill

A hill of or belonging to Hank.

All the child's ren climb up Hank's Hill

Hank's Hill by TheUltimateJaywalker October 4, 2016

Smith's Hill High School 

A selective school in Wollongong NSW Australia. This school is filled with some of the smartest people you will ever meet. A lot of people in the surrounding schools get jealous of the students and leave bad reviews of the school. Smith's Hill students can sometimes be considered nerdy but in a good way.

Imagine not going to Smith's Hill High School!

Smith's Hill High School by anonymous May 27, 2021